"Hello, we are Those People Who Expect the Coffee Shop to be Something Other Than a Coffee Shop."

I'm the person who comes in and asks questions like, "Do you sell sandwiches?" or "Do you sell eggs and bacon?" or "Do you sell ice cream?" or "Do you sell doughnuts?" or "Do you sell mini pizzas?" or any other number of items that are advertised nowhere on the coffee shop premises. Sometimes, I just come up to the counter and begin to order one of these items without even asking. For some reason, I assume that this is a deli or bakery or ice cream parlor, even though the coffee shop doesn't promote itself as such. I also assume that this establishment will carry the same products as Starbucks or Subway or Denny's, even though it is in no affiliated with any of these places. And as is typical, I leave disgruntled when the coffee shop doesn't cater to my non-coffee-shop-related needs.

It's very nice to meet you.